Posts Tagged ‘ cat ’

Going Viral

July 23, 2013
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Going Viral

I recently talked to a blogger who gets thousands of hits a day. Desperate to learn his secrets, I imagined cuffing and coercing him into an isolated room with two chairs, a metal table, and lighting designed specifically to intimidate. I saw myself tossing back a shot of whiskey, lighting a cigar,…

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The true story of the something

The true story of the something

I don’t really take notice of what’s going on around me, preferring to ignore the serious and mosey on down the highway of the ridiculous. On my journey, I’ve met some interesting characters but none…

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The Moron’s Guide to Packing for a Move

April 4, 2013
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The Moron’s Guide to Packing for a Move

Buy some boxes at Staples. Look for any with “made in China” labels and do not buy them. While you’re at it, buy some package sealing tape. The same “made in China” rule applies to…

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More of Kathy’s Points to Remember

December 26, 2012
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More of Kathy’s Points to Remember

I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the…

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Google Images

Google Images

More than one word has been written about Google and I’m going to add to those words right now. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of…

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The Gift of Laughter

Speaking of medicine, laughter is the best. Before we start, you’re going to need access to a printer but more on that later. Not everyone can laugh at will and that’s why a trigger is…

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Saturday Morning With Harmony the Cat

January 15, 2012
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Cat: 1. walking ego with an attitude problem; 2. alien that took over Earth millennia ago (from “Definitions You Won’t Find in any Webster’s New World Dictionary,” http://www.opusforfour.com/definitions.html ) Before I go any further, I…

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