National Protest Against Gravity Day

Freedom fighters

Who likes all those laws the government makes us obey?

No one.

Who would like to lose some weight?

Quite a few of us.

What do we need to do?

Repeal the Law of Gravity!

We have too damn many laws to obey, government or physics. Stop telling us what to do.

We weigh too much. If there were no physics, no Law of Gravity, we could eat as much as we want and never gain a pound.

Thank you, Newton.

I know you all are as outraged as I am at gravity. Until our president repeals the law of gravity, we will have to take steps ourselves.

So, I propose that we jump up into the air as high as we can all day long, the protest the Law of Gravity. Today. A National Protest.

Join this protest. Make your voice heard.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.


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