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Author: Joe Medeiros

Born in Philly/living in LA. Retired long-time late-night TV writer. Director of a Mona Lisa theft documentary. Guitar player & huge Django Reinhardt fan. Writes humor when he's not walking the dog, playing guitar, watching the Phillies, or waiting for the sun to explode.

“This Is Your 2 AM Shake-Up Call”

May 8, 2023 Joe Medeiros

(NOTE: This morning we had a mini-earthquake here in LA. I thought this was a good opportunity to post a story I wrote a few months ago after a bigger earthquake we had in the […]

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Bartok: A Pun-ishing Musical Tale

April 28, 2023 Joe Medeiros

It was a Friday night and a fugue of us were on our way to Wild Bill Coda’s for a gin and diatonic after the concert. I wanted to go solo but Manny, Mozart and […]

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Brother, Can You Spare a Me?

April 24, 2023April 25, 2023 Joe Medeiros

A long-lost letter from George Washington hintsat the first president’s financial woes  -CNN In a recently discovered letter that George Washington wrote in 1787, our soon-to-be First President hoped to solve his money problems by […]

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Tomb Each His Own: The Lazarus Letters

April 6, 2023April 7, 2023 Joe Medeiros

Yesterday, while at the last remaining book store in the Western Hemisphere to buy the latest Doris Dibble mystery — Death by Banjo, I spied a copy of my favorite magazine — Archaeology Wow! The […]

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Living in an April Fool’s Paradise: Novelty Gags Through the Ages

March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Joe Medeiros

Black soap. Plastic vomit. Snakes that pop out of cans of peanut brittle. What would April Fool’s Day be without them? Like Paul Rudd, these items never get old. But where did they come from? […]

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Vermeer Is Alive and… Well, Painting Again!

March 22, 2023March 22, 2023 Joe Medeiros

The largest ever collection of Vermeer paintings unveiled in blockbuster show – CNN The art world is all aflutter and even atwitter at the recent opening of the largest collection of Vermeer paintings ever assembled, […]

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Hold the Green Beer! St. Patrick’s Not Who We Thought He Was

March 15, 2023March 16, 2023 Joe Medeiros

Saint Patrick. Patron Saint of Ireland. A man with his own a day on the calendar and lots of parades in his honor. Of course, naysayers will say (once done saying nay) that Columbus has […]

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Why I’ll Never Get a Blockbuster Movie Made

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Joe Medeiros

With Academy Awards upon us, I’m reminded of my sole foray into the movie biz: a tortuous pitch meeting with three young Hollywood executives. After it ended, I wanted to treat myself to A) a […]

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The Unsung U.S. President: David Rice Atchison

February 18, 2023February 21, 2023 Joe Medeiros

Just as you can’t unpet a dog, you can’t unsing the praises of David Rice Atkinson, mainly because no praises have been sung of him. He is the man who has the distinction of being […]

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A Look Back at the Day of St. Valentine’s Massacre

February 15, 2023February 15, 2023 Joe Medeiros

Now that we’ve gotten through the Valentine’s Day festivities, it’s time to reflect on this: just how different the day would be if instead of giving our beloved candy and flowers, we beat them with […]

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