Americans Head to Mars as Presidential Race Ramps Up
A planned mission to the planet Mars is receiving floods of applications from Americans who want to sign up for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. “We expected the numbers to rise once the […]
A planned mission to the planet Mars is receiving floods of applications from Americans who want to sign up for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. “We expected the numbers to rise once the […]
The Ladies Golf and Bridge Tournament (LGBT) is seeking a new home after being blackballed by the town of Mental Narrows, Indiana. The trouble began when one of the tournament’s competitors suffered an injury and […]
Stung by shocking expose films made by animal rights groups and rising concern over the excessive use of growth hormones in animal feed, the meat industry has announced a revolutionary new method for fattening animals. […]
A major row has broken out on Capitol Hill over who should pay for the stamps on thousands of letters that Republican senators are sending out to world leaders. The mail campaign was inspired by […]
A New York City taxi driver who is descended from the Mongolian emperor Genghis Khan is suing the US Congress for defaming the character of his infamous ancestor. Ali Wilfred Starbucks Khan, a resident of […]
An emergency crew rushed to the headquarters of Fox News earlier today, where a parcel full of facts was found in the news room. The facts were destroyed and no one was hurt. The news […]
Greece plans to leave the Eurozone as soon as possible. The shock decision was announced today by the Greek government, which has become increasingly bitter over the austerity measures imposed by European governments […]
A seven-year investigation into the dramatic collapse of the Chase The Money Bank has reached a final conclusion. The Wall Street bank toppled on Friday 13th, 2008, flinging debris over several blocks and causing severe […]
A Middle Class American was sighted in Connecticut this week, more than two years after the species was declared extinct in the state. Sociologists are hailing the find as a major discovery. The male mammal […]
Name calling experts at the Pentagon are warning that North Korea’s continued verbal attacks on the US could escalate into a global conflict that hurts feelings all over the planet. The North Korean’s recently hurled […]