Americans Head to Mars as Presidential Race Ramps Up
A planned mission to the planet Mars is receiving floods of applications from Americans who want to sign up for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. “We expected the numbers to rise once the […]
Author: E. V. Erton
E. V. Erton’s career as a writer spans blogging, books and short stories, corporate communications, journalism, plays and comedy sketches, satirical essays, and TV documentaries.
Possibly the best way to trace his career path is to dip a sugared-up fly with ADHD in ink, and let the insect wander around a blank sheet of paper.
Comedy has long been a passion. A book of short stories and a play about George Washington crossing the River Delaware are almost ready to attract the first rejections. He would love to get involved in another comedy production and write for The Onion.
He lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, two kids, and a dog called Spike who should be named Obnoxious.
Asses Behind LGBT Boycott in Indiana?
The Ladies Golf and Bridge Tournament (LGBT) is seeking a new home after being blackballed by the town of Mental Narrows, Indiana. The trouble began when one of the tournament’s competitors suffered an injury and […]
Miracle Feed Fattens Animals in Record Time
Stung by shocking expose films made by animal rights groups and rising concern over the excessive use of growth hormones in animal feed, the meat industry has announced a revolutionary new method for fattening animals. […]
Stampgate the Next Scandal to Rock the Nation?
A major row has broken out on Capitol Hill over who should pay for the stamps on thousands of letters that Republican senators are sending out to world leaders. The mail campaign was inspired by […]
Genghis Khan Heir Suing US Congress for Defamation of Character
A New York City taxi driver who is descended from the Mongolian emperor Genghis Khan is suing the US Congress for defaming the character of his infamous ancestor. Ali Wilfred Starbucks Khan, a resident of […]
Fox Exposes Holes Hoax
An emergency crew rushed to the headquarters of Fox News earlier today, where a parcel full of facts was found in the news room. The facts were destroyed and no one was hurt. The news […]
Drachma Drama: Greece Decides to Exit Europe
Greece plans to leave the Eurozone as soon as possible. The shock decision was announced today by the Greek government, which has become increasingly bitter over the austerity measures imposed by European governments […]
Investigators Reveal Shocking Cause of Bank Collapse
A seven-year investigation into the dramatic collapse of the Chase The Money Bank has reached a final conclusion. The Wall Street bank toppled on Friday 13th, 2008, flinging debris over several blocks and causing severe […]
Extinct Mammal Spotted in Connecticut
A Middle Class American was sighted in Connecticut this week, more than two years after the species was declared extinct in the state. Sociologists are hailing the find as a major discovery. The male mammal […]
North Koreans Push Doomsday Insult Clock Closer to Midnight
Name calling experts at the Pentagon are warning that North Korea’s continued verbal attacks on the US could escalate into a global conflict that hurts feelings all over the planet. The North Korean’s recently hurled […]