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Author: E. V. Erton

E. V. Erton’s career as a writer spans blogging, books and short stories, corporate communications, journalism, plays and comedy sketches, satirical essays, and TV documentaries. Possibly the best way to trace his career path is to dip a sugared-up fly with ADHD in ink, and let the insect wander around a blank sheet of paper. Comedy has long been a passion. A book of short stories and a play about George Washington crossing the River Delaware are almost ready to attract the first rejections. He would love to get involved in another comedy production and write for The Onion. He lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, two kids, and a dog called Spike who should be named Obnoxious.

Fathering’s Funny Bone

January 20, 2015 E. V. Erton

The advice fathers give to their sons comes in many forms, from clipped, world-weary truisms, to hand-on-shoulder parables. Lessons can be serious and masculine, and they can be laced with the humor of a dad […]

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2 CommentsFictionComic version of the Boston Tea party, fatherly advice, Funny parenting book, Scooter and Skipper

Who Will Win the Best Film Snub Oscar?

January 16, 2015 E. V. Erton

Critics are raving over the movies that have been nominated for the Best Film Snub in this year’s Academy Awards. “Over the years the judges have ignored some brilliant films, directors and actors, but this […]

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FictionAmerican Sniper, Clint Eastwood, Gone girl, Hollywood rebuffs films, Oscar awards, Selma

Want to be a Genius? Get an Ailment

January 14, 2015 E. V. Erton

What does it take to be the next Ludwig van Beethoven? An ability to string musical notes together definitely helps, as does playing an instrument and an eccentric personality. Wild hair is good too; an […]

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6 CommentsFictionBeethoven's secret to genius, Claude Monet, George Orwell, how to create a masterpiece, Ode to Joy

Greece Up For Sale

January 7, 2015January 7, 2015 E. V. Erton

      The European Central Bank has foreclosed on Greece. The country’s residents have been given 48 hours to vacate the property. According to the bank, Greece has failed to meet its loan payments […]

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It Takes Crystal Balls to Predict 2015

December 31, 2014 E. V. Erton

It’s time to get the old crystal ball out of the closet to find out what lies in store for us in the New Year. My predictions for 2014 were way off base, mainly because […]

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2 CommentsFictionairline megamerger, Amazon's new premier service, Dick Cheney raises the Titanic, Edward Snowden, new year predictions, obamacare, Putin, there is life on Capitol Hill

A Holiday Gift From My Health Insurer

December 25, 2014December 25, 2014 E. V. Erton

Christmas came early this year when I opened my health insurance policy details for 2015. Aetna increased the premium by 40% and tore holes in the plan’s coverage big enough to drive an ambulance through […]

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6 CommentsFictionAetna, cardiac arrest, health insurance scam, insurers cause high blood pressure, insurers print money

Cheap Oil is Black Gold for Shoppers

December 18, 2014 E. V. Erton

Looking for a last-minute stocking stuffer that is out of the ordinary? Why not choose a miniature barrel of crude oil? Oil prices have plunged and Texas tea is now so cheap that companies are […]

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2 CommentsFictioncheap oil, christmas gushers, new line of furniture, oil boom, shop for xmas

Anaconda Man Inspires a Rash of Copycat Stunts

December 9, 2014 E. V. Erton

Following the success of the Discovery Channel’s screening of a man being swallowed by a giant anaconda snake, other networks are reportedly planning similar spectacles to boost their ratings. The imitators are keeping their plans […]

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6 CommentsFictionDiscovery Channel, dollar store, eaten alive by an anaconda, ESPN, Fox News, History Channel, Modern jonah and the whale, Rolling Stones in a whale

Keystone Pipeline to Make a Comeback – With a Twist

December 2, 2014 E. V. Erton

As they promised in November 2014 when the controversial Keystone XL pipeline failed to gain Senate approval, the Republicans have revived the project with an important modification. The new conduit will not carry oil – […]

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5 CommentsFictioncampaign funds, dark money, Keystone XL pipeline, pumping money, Republicans, US Senate

Companies Scramble to Buy Xmas Air Time on Northern Lights

November 25, 2014 E. V. Erton

New technology that enables companies to show commercials on the Aurora Borealis or Northern Lights has triggered a bidding war for air time on one of Mother Nature’s most spectacular light shows. The Northern Lights […]

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2 CommentsFictionadvertise on a rainbow, Aurora Borealis, Christmas shopping, Coca Cola, Golden Arches, Northern Lights

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