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Author: E. V. Erton

E. V. Erton’s career as a writer spans blogging, books and short stories, corporate communications, journalism, plays and comedy sketches, satirical essays, and TV documentaries. Possibly the best way to trace his career path is to dip a sugared-up fly with ADHD in ink, and let the insect wander around a blank sheet of paper. Comedy has long been a passion. A book of short stories and a play about George Washington crossing the River Delaware are almost ready to attract the first rejections. He would love to get involved in another comedy production and write for The Onion. He lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, two kids, and a dog called Spike who should be named Obnoxious.

Mars Bombshell: We Are Not Alone

August 12, 2014 E. V. Erton

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has discovered irrefutable proof that alien life exists on the planet Mars, according to an anonymous source. The evidence was uncovered by the Mars Exploration Rover vehicle Curiosity, […]

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7 CommentsFictionaliens, life on Mars, Mars Rover vehicle Curiosity, martians, NASA, Red Planet

Fatal Attraction Drone Courts Disaster

August 6, 2014 E. V. Erton

A prototype military drone programmed with “enhanced recognition” software almost caused a disaster when it attempted to mate with a commercial aircraft in midair. The military are still investigating the incident, but it is thought […]

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7 CommentsFictiondrone in love, Las Vegas, Lear jet, midair collision, passenger plane, plane disaster, prototype drone

Why Size Matters

August 3, 2014 E. V. Erton

For the last several months I’ve been living one of those science fiction stories where the protagonist knows something that the rest of the world doesn’t. It’s time to get it off my chest, so […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifealien invasion, bagels, city of Kandor, science fiction, Superman, things getting smaller

Fancy Death

August 1, 2014 E. V. Erton

Death and taxes are the only sure things in life. It’s tough to make taxes enjoyable unless you’re one of those creepy accountants who lives for the next audit. But death can be a blast. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebikers, fun deaths, geeks, going out in style, stephen hawking, themed funerals

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