It is the first time that an American hairpiece has been selected for the prestigious nomination.
Trump received the news while attending the annual conference of the National League of Bulk Hairspray Manufactures, which is backing his campaign to become president of the United States. The billionaire property tycoon said that he is honored to accept the nomination, and explained that maintaining his coif takes a lot of money and hard work, which is why illegal Mexican immigrants do not sport them.
The nomination is sure to become one of Trump’s talking points in his bid to win the presidency, and the other candidates were quick to attack the award.
Jeb Bush said that he supports conservative hair styles and ostentatious coifs are morally degenerate. Ted Cruz threatened to shut the US government down if the nomination is not withdrawn, and blamed President Obama for using the coif to increase taxes. Both Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee angrily denounced the hairpiece as ungodly, and pointed out that not one picture of Jesus Christ features a coif.
Fox News reported that the Obama Administration is planning to force every American to wear a coif as part of the Affordable Care Act. The hairpiece mandate threatens the very fabric of American grooming, thundered the news channel.
The coif is favorite to win the Nobel Piece Prize in October, and the Trump organization is reportedly planning a number of spin off ventures including a Coiffed Apprentice show and a Coiffed Miss Universe pageant.