My 4-year-old and 2-year-old just clinked their plastic cereal bowls together and said, “Cheers.” My kids are classy as fuck.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2014
Me: Clean your room. 4-year-old: Me: What’s wrong with your face? 4: I’m trying to roll my eyes, but I don’t know how.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2014
4-year-old: Can I go home? Me: We are home. 4: No, the place where I live. She meant daycare.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2014
4-year-old: *sings* We will, we will, rock you! Me: What are you singing? 4: A song I made up. Apparently Queen stole from her.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2014
My 2-year-old picked up a play phone and said, “Stop calling me, you idiots!” I guess she’s heard me talk to telemarketers.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2014
