Quilted Northern Toilet Paper says it guarantees a “soft, comfortable clean” or your money back. I wonder if they are going to take the word of a dissatisfied consumer or if are they going to demand to see proof.
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One of these days, libraries around the world will have a “Toilet Humor’ section and that day will later become a national holiday and it will all be good!
I think we should give a prize to whoever can come up with the funniest doctor’s note blaming Quilted Northern for sandpapering someone’s private parts.
Rough business!
LOL ewwwwww!
“No need to send in the square, sir, a picture will work fine.”
One of these days, libraries around the world will have a “Toilet Humor’ section and that day will later become a national holiday and it will all be good!
I think we should give a prize to whoever can come up with the funniest doctor’s note blaming Quilted Northern for sandpapering someone’s private parts.
Rough business!
LOL ewwwwww!
“No need to send in the square, sir, a picture will work fine.”