Admit it. You never thought an art museum could give you anything but great art and a dose of culture. Am I right?
According to Dr. Ruth, if you really want to find the hidden porn in great art, just look at nipples. She tells all about it here:
Dr. Ruth Uncovers Horny Paintings at the Met. Scroll down to find the video.
This is very educational. Nudes are nothing new in great art, but Dr. Ruth wants us to know how to find the ones that are sexually aroused, not just looking pretty.
The poor silent man in the video with her looks like he would give his job, his museum membership and his gift shop discount to be anywhere else in the world.
I just know that, on my next trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I will be looking at nipples, whether I want to or not. This is like having someone tell you not to think about something. Of course, you won’t be able to think about anything else. So now, every time I see a painting that has a nude in it, I’ll probably be looking at the nipples, just because I saw a video where Dr. Ruth pointed them out.
Maybe I’ll just look at some pretty landscapes.