According to Dr. Ruth, if you really want to find the hidden porn in great art, just look at nipples. She tells all about it here:
Dr. Ruth Uncovers Horny Paintings at the Met. Scroll down to find the video.
This is very educational. Nudes are nothing new in great art, but Dr. Ruth wants us to know how to find the ones that are sexually aroused, not just looking pretty.
The poor silent man in the video with her looks like he would give his job, his museum membership and his gift shop discount to be anywhere else in the world.
I just know that, on my next trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I will be looking at nipples, whether I want to or not. This is like having someone tell you not to think about something. Of course, you won’t be able to think about anything else. So now, every time I see a painting that has a nude in it, I’ll probably be looking at the nipples, just because I saw a video where Dr. Ruth pointed them out.
Maybe I’ll just look at some pretty landscapes.
It’s like hearing a song and not been able to get it out of your head all day except the song is nipples.
Now you’ve done it! My brain is singing the word “nipples” to the tune of “Heartaches.”
I’ve always been drawn to the Grand Tetons.
You just out-punned Bill Spencer, and that takes genius! LOL!
I was thinking of landscape paintings such as “Twin Peaks” by David Lynch.
http://www.copronason.com/tpreview2/pages/lynch2.html
Of course, those ARE mountains and not what our dirty minds make of them, right? 😉
Great idea to look at landscapes—maybe some snow-capped mountains.
Maybe I’ll visit the Museum of Modern Art instead. If I come across any nudes, I’ll be so busy trying to figure out why they look so disjointed and dismembered that I’ll be distracted from anything as mundane as nipples, if there are any.