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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

We’re Goin’ Ridin’ on the 3 Way of Love

April 5, 2012April 5, 2012 Suzy Soro

My first New York boyfriend was a doctor who was much older than I was. When he took me to meet his parents I thought, Wow, this is a really nice cemetery. He subscribed to […]

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28 CommentsFiction, Lifestyleboyfriends, humor, men, relationships, women

Water Sports

April 5, 2012April 5, 2012 Suzy Soro

I never use the pool in my building. Our whole family is afraid of water. Our idea of water sports is to stand in the shallow end screaming.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayFear, humor, pools, water sports

Big Macs

April 2, 2012April 2, 2012 Suzy Soro

I just found out a close friend of mine doesn’t like Big Macs. I’m going to miss her.

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybig macs, friendship, humor

Wrinkle Free

March 28, 2012March 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

Ironing is really overrated. People already point out my wrinkles and now my clothes match my face. God I hate everyone.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayaging, clothes, face, humor, wrinkles, youth

Bad Luck to the Kardashians?

March 15, 2012March 15, 2012 Suzy Soro

HBO’s Luck has been canceled after 3 horses were injured & euthanized. Those people should get jobs on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionfunny, humor, luck Kardashians, television

Sisterly Love

March 10, 2012March 10, 2012 Suzy Soro

My sister and I have always been close. To killing each other

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionfamilies, humor, sibling rivalry, sisters

Cheating Man

March 1, 2012March 1, 2012 Suzy Soro

Mantra of the man who cheats: A Rolling Penis Gathers No Moss.  

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycheating, humor, men

Dancing with the Stars – Season 14

February 28, 2012February 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

I can hardly wait for season 14 of Dancing With the Stars to begin so I can watch something else.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydancing with the stars, DWTS, humor, television

Who Watches the Oscars

February 26, 2012February 26, 2012 Suzy Soro

Who watches the  Oscars each year? 74% women, 21% gay guys, 5% dead people.

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Oscar Day – 50/50

February 26, 2012February 26, 2012 Suzy Soro

I saw the Seth Rogen movie 50/50 last night. It was horrible, should have been named 90/10.    

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day50/50, humor, Oscars, Seth Rogen

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