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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

Smile Bright

May 13, 2012May 13, 2012 Suzy Soro

I’m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayeyes, housesitting, humor, teeth, toothpaste, Visine

The New Salad Dressing?

May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 Suzy Soro

I found out the hard way that all feminine washes are not the same. Some can be used as salad dressing.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfeminine washes, humor, salad dressing

Death at Home

May 9, 2012May 9, 2012 Suzy Soro

Each time I read that someone was found dead in their home I’m shocked they weren’t found slumped over their Twitter feed.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDeath, humor, twitter

Sauerkraut Issues

May 8, 2012May 8, 2012 Suzy Soro

I clogged up my garbage disposal with sauerkraut. I don’t know which part of that sentence is the most depressing.

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfunny, garbage disposal, humor, sauerkruat

Allergy Hell

May 2, 2012May 2, 2012 Suzy Soro

The pollen count in LA is so high it has the munchies.      

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayallergies, humor, Los Angeles, pollen count

Sisterly Love

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

My sister’s nickname in college was “The Body.”   My nickname in college was “Can You Introduce Me To Your Sister?”

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionfamilies, humor, rivalry, sisters

The Anti Pick-up Line

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, men, pick up lines, women

Wedding Gift

April 23, 2012April 23, 2012 Suzy Soro

I sent a big check to a friend who got married and my note said, “The only thanks I need for this is for you not to cash it.”

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daychecks, gifts, humor, wedding

Airline Rules

April 17, 2012April 17, 2012 Suzy Soro

Airlines won’t let you bring power tools on a plane. Like you’re going to stand up and yell “We’re flying to Cuba or building shelves. YOUR CALL!”      

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Where Have My High Heels Gone?

April 12, 2012April 12, 2012 Suzy Soro

I wore heels every single day I lived in NYC and didn’t own one pair of jeans. Now I’m just one shopping spree away from Crocs.

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7 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycrocs, feet, high heels, humor

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