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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

The Evil of Pot

June 21, 2012June 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

My pot dealer has diagnosed me with Munchies by Proxy.                                    

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daydealers, humor, pot

Spike Lee Directs Mike Tyson

June 19, 2012June 19, 2012 Suzy Soro

Spike Lee is directing Mike Tyson’s Broadway show and promises there will be English interpreters to translate Tyson’s lisp for us.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybroadway, humor, Mike Tyson, Spike Lee

50 Shades of Boring

June 16, 2012June 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

The only way 50 Shades of Grey would have been interesting if it was a snuff bondage book and the author gets killed in chapter 1.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day50 Shades of Grey, bad books, boring, humor

Good Hotels

June 14, 2012June 14, 2012 Suzy Soro

I’ve watched so many CSI’s that if I walk into a hotel bathroom and there’s no dead body wedged beside the toilet I think, “Pfft, some hotel.”

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayCSI, dead bodies, hotels, humor

A Little bit of Unknown Angelina History

June 11, 2012June 11, 2012 Suzy Soro

Appomaddox – Where the treaty to end Angelina Jolie’s adoptions of Cambodian children was signed.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayadoptions, Angeline Jolie, comedy, humor

The Maternal Sigh

June 4, 2012June 4, 2012 Suzy Soro

My mom is an expert in the art of sighing when mad. Once in a hotel room she sighed so loudly, she inadvertently ordered room service.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Mothers, room service, sighs

“Lessor” Evil

June 1, 2012June 1, 2012 Suzy Soro

The owner of my building told me he was the lessor and I cut him off to say, “No, you’re just as good as I am.”

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayequals, landlord, lessor, tenant

Not in Shape Magazine

May 28, 2012May 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

My prescription to Not In Shape magazine arrived. It’s got 967 pages, mostly ads for milk shakes. Also clothes in Are You Kidding Me sizes.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayclothes, humor, milkshakes, overweight, sizes

When is a Cookie Not a Cookie?

May 25, 2012May 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

If you buy an organic cookie with no sugar and no fat, they should  call it spinach.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictioncookies, humor, organics, spinach

World Horrors

May 23, 2012May 23, 2012 Suzy Soro

There are many horrible things in the world: cancer, poverty, war. I’d like to add fruit fly infestation to the list.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayCancer, fruit flies, horrors, humor, plagues, poverty, world

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