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Official Language of Olympics

July 28, 2012
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Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.       Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who…

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Family Crests

July 26, 2012
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Our family crest is a mountain range made up of mole hills. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on…

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Trans-Vaginal Mesh Issues

July 19, 2012
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I guess all these problems with trans-vaginal mesh means I have to stop using mine as a colander. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last…

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The True Olympics

July 16, 2012
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I can’t watch the Olympics. All that jumping, climbing and running. Exhausting. When does the Lying Down Olympics start? Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the…

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Mixing That Does not Mesh

July 12, 2012
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Mixing something I hate with something I love: Celebritatertots. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm…

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Unhappy Anniversary

July 3, 2012
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Tomorrow would have been my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary but they divorced and went on to annoy other people. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the…

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The Ancient Find

June 28, 2012
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Pottery fragments found in a cave in China confirmed to be 20,000 years old. Also confirmed, they were left there by Joan Rivers. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the…

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Old Mommy Bloggers

June 26, 2012
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What will Mommy Bloggers talk about when their kids grow up and leave home? If the answer is grandchildren I’m killing myself now. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the…

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Fear of the Dentist

June 25, 2012
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I don’t consider humanity a success until we can send in our clones for our dentist appointments.             Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the…

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A New Invention

June 22, 2012
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All the computer geeks in the world and still none of them was smart enough to invent a computer chair with a built in toilet. Losers. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember…

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