Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.
Our family crest is a mountain range made up of mole hills.
I guess all these problems with trans-vaginal mesh means I have to stop using mine as a colander.
I can’t watch the Olympics. All that jumping, climbing and running. Exhausting. When does the Lying Down Olympics start?
Mixing something I hate with something I love: Celebritatertots.
Tomorrow would have been my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary but they divorced and went on to annoy other people.
Pottery fragments found in a cave in China confirmed to be 20,000 years old. Also confirmed, they were left there by Joan Rivers.
What will Mommy Bloggers talk about when their kids grow up and leave home? If the answer is grandchildren I’m killing myself now.
I don’t consider humanity a success until we can send in our clones for our dentist appointments.
All the computer geeks in the world and still none of them was smart enough to invent a computer chair with a built in toilet. Losers.