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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

Official Language of Olympics

July 28, 2012July 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.      

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Sportscountries, humor, language, olympics

Family Crests

July 26, 2012July 26, 2012 Suzy Soro

Our family crest is a mountain range made up of mole hills.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestylecomedy, family crests, humor, mole hills, mountains, Suzy Soro

Trans-Vaginal Mesh Issues

July 19, 2012July 19, 2012 Suzy Soro

I guess all these problems with trans-vaginal mesh means I have to stop using mine as a colander.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestylecolander, humor, lawyers, tran-vaginal mesh, TV commercials

The True Olympics

July 16, 2012July 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

I can’t watch the Olympics. All that jumping, climbing and running. Exhausting. When does the Lying Down Olympics start?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, jumping, lying down, napping, olympics, running

Mixing That Does not Mesh

July 12, 2012July 12, 2012 Suzy Soro

Mixing something I hate with something I love: Celebritatertots.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycelebrities, humor, mixing, tater tots

Unhappy Anniversary

July 3, 2012July 3, 2012 Suzy Soro

Tomorrow would have been my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary but they divorced and went on to annoy other people.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayanniversary, divorce, humor, marriage

The Ancient Find

June 28, 2012June 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

Pottery fragments found in a cave in China confirmed to be 20,000 years old. Also confirmed, they were left there by Joan Rivers.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAncient China, humor, Joan Rivers

Old Mommy Bloggers

June 26, 2012June 26, 2012 Suzy Soro

What will Mommy Bloggers talk about when their kids grow up and leave home? If the answer is grandchildren I’m killing myself now.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daychildren, grandchildren, humor, mommy bloggers

Fear of the Dentist

June 25, 2012June 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

I don’t consider humanity a success until we can send in our clones for our dentist appointments.            

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayappointmentsde, clones, dentist, Fear, humor

A New Invention

June 22, 2012June 22, 2012 Suzy Soro

All the computer geeks in the world and still none of them was smart enough to invent a computer chair with a built in toilet. Losers.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daychairs, computer geeks, humor, inventions, toilets

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