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My iPhones

September 12, 2012
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I can hardly wait until the iPhone 5 comes out as that will make a total of 5 iPhones I never bought. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman…

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The Pollinating NBA

September 3, 2012
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Male plants release pollen into the air to reproduce. Ragweed pollen travels for hundreds of miles. Ragweed must play for the NBA. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman…

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Good Neighbor Policy

September 3, 2012
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I have new neighbors. They’ve already knocked on my door to introduce themselves. Now I have to move. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last…

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Wedding Attire

August 25, 2012
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My mother gave me her wedding gown for when I get married. Unfortunately I don’t look good in maternity clothes. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got…

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Mr. Right?

August 16, 2012
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Reading an old journal of mine I found this: “D.A. passed out with his dick in a jar of Vaseline.” Hard to believe I didn’t marry him. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll…

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Relationship Tips from Suzy Soro

August 11, 2012
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Guys, if you meet a woman who insists on always matching her bra & her panties, run for your life. That is one high maintenance shopaholic. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember…

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Cooking Wisdom from Suzy Soro

August 10, 2012
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COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it’s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home! Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll…

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The Tailgate Remedy

August 5, 2012
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The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me…

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Vive La France, But Not in August

July 31, 2012
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Vive La France, But Not in August

My mother is arriving from Paris in a few weeks and I’ll face the same questions Americans ask me when they first find out I have a French mother. Here are my answers: 1. The…

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Twitter Health

July 30, 2012
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I just reread some of my older tweets. And I was soooo close to ending therapy. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka.…

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