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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

My iPhones

September 12, 2012September 12, 2012 Suzy Soro

I can hardly wait until the iPhone 5 comes out as that will make a total of 5 iPhones I never bought.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Technologyapple, humor, iPhone5, Iphones, technology

The Pollinating NBA

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012 Suzy Soro

Male plants release pollen into the air to reproduce. Ragweed pollen travels for hundreds of miles. Ragweed must play for the NBA.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayNBA, pollen, ragweed

Good Neighbor Policy

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012 Suzy Soro

I have new neighbors. They’ve already knocked on my door to introduce themselves. Now I have to move.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfriendly, humor, moving, neighbors

Wedding Attire

August 25, 2012August 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

My mother gave me her wedding gown for when I get married. Unfortunately I don’t look good in maternity clothes.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, maternity clothes, Mothers, wedding dresses

Mr. Right?

August 16, 2012August 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

Reading an old journal of mine I found this: “D.A. passed out with his dick in a jar of Vaseline.” Hard to believe I didn’t marry him.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayD.A., dating, humor, marriage, vaseline

Relationship Tips from Suzy Soro

August 11, 2012August 11, 2012 Suzy Soro

Guys, if you meet a woman who insists on always matching her bra & her panties, run for your life. That is one high maintenance shopaholic.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybras, dating, high maintenance, humor, matching underwear, panties

Cooking Wisdom from Suzy Soro

August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 Suzy Soro

COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it’s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home!

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Fictioncars, frozen fish, heat, humor, Tilapia

The Tailgate Remedy

August 5, 2012August 5, 2012 Suzy Soro

The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydriving, farting, humor, tailgating

Vive La France, But Not in August

July 31, 2012July 31, 2012 Suzy Soro

My mother is arriving from Paris in a few weeks and I’ll face the same questions Americans ask me when they first find out I have a French mother. Here are my answers: 1. The […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponaccents, america, American, cheese, Eiffel Tower, France, Freedom Fries, French, humor, language, Statue of Liberty, Travelocity

Twitter Health

July 30, 2012July 30, 2012 Suzy Soro

I just reread some of my older tweets. And I was soooo close to ending therapy.

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