I clogged up my garbage disposal with sauerkraut. I don’t know which part of that sentence is the most depressing.
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“Sauerkraut” is a fine old German word, invented by fine old Germans. The word “garbage,” on the other hand, invokes images of lugging plastic bags full of filthy stuff out to a dirty old container in the yard. THAT is depressing.
When the plumber came, it turned out the sauerkraut wasn’t even an issue. I asked him what was the issue and he shrugged. This is why I rent, so I don’t have to pay for a shrug.
I think sauerkraut is the most depressing word. No, I’m gonna go with garbage. No, no, wait! I think it’s clogged. Clogged is definitely the most depressing word in the sentence. I feel your pain. I once tried to clear a garbage disposal clog by going into the basement and taking apart the pipes. The nastiness that spewed onto my head still haunts me to this day!
I have a one-word response to that: EEYYEEWWW!
Someone on Twitter suggested I take apart my pipes and do the same. How to explain to someone that I don’t make my bed, do dishes or dust? So taking pipes apart? NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
“Sauerkraut” is a fine old German word, invented by fine old Germans. The word “garbage,” on the other hand, invokes images of lugging plastic bags full of filthy stuff out to a dirty old container in the yard. THAT is depressing.
When the plumber came, it turned out the sauerkraut wasn’t even an issue. I asked him what was the issue and he shrugged. This is why I rent, so I don’t have to pay for a shrug.
I think sauerkraut is the most depressing word. No, I’m gonna go with garbage. No, no, wait! I think it’s clogged. Clogged is definitely the most depressing word in the sentence. I feel your pain. I once tried to clear a garbage disposal clog by going into the basement and taking apart the pipes. The nastiness that spewed onto my head still haunts me to this day!
I have a one-word response to that: EEYYEEWWW!
Someone on Twitter suggested I take apart my pipes and do the same. How to explain to someone that I don’t make my bed, do dishes or dust? So taking pipes apart? NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN!