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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/25

March 28, 2025March 28, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Betty White Forever Stamp, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Baseball, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, TechnologyBetty White, headlines, humor, Keith Richards, news, parody, satire, USPS

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/22

January 14, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about COVID on a cruise ship, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, TechnologyBetty White, headlines, humor, legos, news, Omicron, parody, satire

Betty White – I Lost My Lesbian Virginity To Margaret Thatcher

February 2, 2016February 12, 2016 Articul8Madn3ss

CLEVELAND, OH — Actress Betty White shocked audiences at a gay pride rally in Cleveland yesterday when she announced she lost her lesbian virginity to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The Hot in Cleveland […]

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The Pitcher at Shady Acres

April 16, 2014 Stan Silliman

THE PITCHER AT SHADY ACRES “Hey Sonny, let me tell you how Whitey Ford would work it.” That’s Ernie Rudolph advising fellow Westlake Village resident and minor league baseball pitcher Josh Faiola how to set […]

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The Aging Peter Pan

January 3, 2013January 3, 2013 Suzy Soro

Cathy Rigby is 60 years old and still touring with the musical Peter Pan. To make her look younger, Tinker Bell is played by Betty White.      

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBetty White, Cathy Rigby, humor, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell

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