Is this you?
Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you?
Do you routinely get booted out of libraries?
Are you banned from meditation centers?
Does your spouse wear earplugs around the house?
Do you get shushed in bowling alleys?
Well, you’re too freaking LOUD.
What to do? I’m glad you asked.
Take Dr. De Lancey’s course, Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days. Results guaranteed.
Do it for their ears. Do it now.
Dr. Paul De Lancey
Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days
“My husband and I took Dr. De Lancey’s course, Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days and now we can’t hear each other. Our marriage has never been better. Thank you, Dr. De Lancey.”
– Ms. Hurd in Washington, D.C.
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I took your Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days , twice and now I can’t hear myself think.
Hm … I wonder if there’s a class for people who are TOO soft spoken? I guess we could just go into politics.
I haven’t heard anything from these people.