The fear is real
Bill Y is scared and massively so. What you are about to see in not based on actual fact but just because something is made up, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. I wouldn’t be someone […]
Year: 2012
Brother, Can You Spare A Rocket Launcher
According to an article in the Los Angeles Times, during a one-day gun buyback in Los Angeles, people turned in 2,037 firearms, including 75 assault weapons and a rocket launcher. Yes, you read that correctly: […]
I love it when TV movie descriptions get snarky.
Flipping through the TV channels recently, I spotted that The Specialist was going to be on, the 1994 bomb starring Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone. I couldn’t remember what it was about, so I clicked […]
A Short Analysis of Start-Ups: Silicon Valley
It looks like the reality show Start-Ups: Silicon Valley is fizzling out. Ratings are down, cast members aren’t updating the show’s blog, and the Twitter feed has slowed to the point where it resembles a […]
Thirsty Dave and the long face
Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop […]
THE TOP 5 NUMBER ONE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES TO REPUBLICANS
#1: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS This nonsensical non-issue is a Republican favorite. Conservatives love to tell us we are not allowed to wish people “Happy Holidays,” even if we don’t know their religion, […]
More of Kathy’s Points to Remember
I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the […]
Gifts I Did Not Give Out or Get This Year
I love the weeks leading up to the holidays. Well, let me amend that. I love the infomercials on TV in the wee hours of the morning leading up to the holidays. Many a night, […]
Lost and Found (from the anthology NOT YOUR MOTHER’S BOOK ON DOGS (The Publishing Syndicate, 2012)
NYMB…On Dogs Dog Treats Lost and Found by Janice Arenofsky Murphy’s Law—as it applies to dogs—decrees that mischievious things will only happen when Alpha Mom is on the phone, in the shower […]
Amazing Bigfoot caught on tape!!!
People don’t believe me. Maybe it’s because I make things up make outrageous, unrealistic claims or could it be that the world is not ready to face up to the stark reality of the truth? […]