Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop to the flag of Japan. When he told me that he had met Sarah Jessica Parker and brought her back to his place, I didn’t even put my beer down and continued driving. You get used to hearing these wild, exaggerated claims from a man who once drank 235 breweries dry. When he sent a picture of himself with Sarah Jessica Parker, I nearly lost control of my faculties and failed the driving test:
I thought Sarah was a blonde?? I bet she’s hot-to-trot for Thirsty Dave!!
She has no problem dying her hair a all, at all. In the pic, we see Sarah Jessica Parking!
A brown horse on a white carpet? Where is Mrs. Thirsty Dave?
I know where you’re going with this Kathy and what woman wouldn’t want to spend some one-on-one, quality time with such a fine catch as Thirsty Dave but I’m not going to hook you guys up. You’ll thank me for it one day!
Do you think they hit the hay after watching TV?
They’ve been there a while now so I think they’re relationship is stable!
Darkly comical.
Thanks Tom, not as dark as some of these comments though!
Did he grow playing with My Little Pony? Or is he just horsing around?
Whatever it is, it won’t last furlong!
I hear her PR people yelling as we speak! But in our defense, horses are very beautiful 🙂
You’re so diplomatic Don Don’s!