Unicorn Bites 5/15/14
“I own a boat.”—people who own boats, in every conversation that has nothing to do with boating — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2014 “Fuck you. I have a lightsaber.”—the only thing I would ever […]
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Unicorn Bites 3/2/14
Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand? 3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber! I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014 3-year-old: *takes 1-year-old’s toy* […]