Once there was a nice and beautiful Prince,
Who travelled thru marshes, kissing frogs.
And though kissing them wasn’t really bliss,
He learned to find pleasure even in those.
Once there was a Princess, who found it quite stupid –
These kisses from princes and arrows from Cupid.
Remodeled her tower and started commerce
For which by police she was often amerced.
Once there was a frog, who despised abasement,
So he sued Prince Charming for sexual harrasment.
And though the imprisonment called him to order,
The prince found his solace in kissing his warder.