Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but I’m still gonna tell it. I told Jill Y that our imaginary son wanted her to get me a Batman costume. As it was his birthday, his wish was granted, as was mine. Whoever said life was easy, wasn’t John Wayne:
Life also gets dumberer and dumbererer, if your stupid . . . bless his pointed little hat head.
His pointy little hat head looks like one of those Fez hat things!
Either the kid lisps something awful or he can’t spell.
I will gladly take bets.
His surname is Wayne and his folks called him John. They seem a lot cooler than he does anyway!
And they printed this? Where the hell is this school? I spit out my coffee reading this one Bill Y.
I can only apologize Don Don’s. Coffee is far too expensive to be wasting!