The Business
I’m not very good at the business. I went into the science lab place where Jill Y works because I wanted to make some hand sanitizer. There was lots of ingredients there but none of […]
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Some instinctively know when they need to visit a Dentist.
I’m lucky enough to have a high pain tolerance so listening to Jill Y telling me how much of a loser I am, doesn’t really hurt. Joking aside, I’m not joking. I love that woman […]
One Awesome Read
I scare people. It isn’t because I’m a scary person but when the inevitable happens and the inevitable will happen and people compare themselves to me, it makes them feel bad about themselves. This is perfectly […]
Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
The Right of Way
Jill Y and I do not believe in smacking our imaginary kids. When I was a kid, my dad gently smacked me once and I’ve since developed what the doctors call “a healthy respect for others”. […]
The dude who looked like food
There’s no end in sight to this digital recognition and I’m as guilty as the next creative genius who comes along shouting “look at me, I’m better than you and to prove it, I have […]
I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.
I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me […]
The easy way out can be expensive but well worth it.
I couldn’t think what the special occasion was. It wasn’t a birthday, Friday or the anniversary of argument number 72 but she still let me know in no uncertain terms that I was a pathetic, […]
The Gospel According To The Truth.
In my ongoing quest to try to discover what my massive problem is, I’ve hit a brick wall and it hurts. Although I don’t have any formal qualifications from the man, I like to think […]