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Confirmation

June 11, 2013June 11, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

I wasn’t sure if I was going to like iOS 7 but the NSA just texted me to tell me that I will.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycomedy, funny, government, IOS7, NSA, texting

The Seven Deadly Texts

February 18, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

  I just read an article from a relationship expert on Match.com that highlighted the seven texts that scare men off. They were: 1) I can’t stop thinking about you 2) We need to talk […]

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16 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbirth control pills, chlamydia, college roommates, dating, humor, Match.com, men, pregnancy, stalkers, texting, women

Driverless Cars: Friend or Foe

October 2, 2012October 2, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Google has paved the way for driverless cars with its artificial intelligence software system that they have successfully used on a few modified Toyotas.  While Google is not in the car-selling business (yet), the idea […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyaccidents, chick flicks, driverless cars, humor, NASCAR, police, technology, texting

Sex and Driving: the Ultimate Distraction?

September 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylearmed robbery, crime, driving, Florida, men, National Enquirer, news, police, relationships, texting, women

Text and The City

April 27, 2012April 27, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

I heart New York, but face it, the city that never sleeps has its hazards and they’re constantly changing. A decade ago, pedestrian casualties involved cabs and run-ins with their drivers. This week, my New […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean FunCarrie Bradshaw, Dr. Nancy Berk, Humor Outcasts, Mr. Big, New York City, Sex and The City, texting

Are Textiles The New Texting?

March 31, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

This week I passed a distracted driver and had to do a second take. She wasn’t yelling at her kids or texting— she was knitting. Well actually, she was unraveling a skein of yarn as […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleDr. Nancy Berk, drivers, Humor Outcasts, idiots, knitting, pet peeves, texting

There is No “IQ” in Text Message

February 24, 2012February 24, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have been worried about the world for a long time—not in a “Mayan Calendar Explosion kind of way” but in a “Have we all swallowed stupid pills?” kind of way.  I thought we hit rock […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylebabies, end of the world, humor, IQ, Jersey shore, Kardashians, legal, texting, Two and a half men

Hang Up and Drive

December 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My husband was behind the wheel of my Escape as we  drove down I-95 to Delaware. On the  highway, we got behind a  car that had a bumper sticker with big, red letters that said, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, driving, hands free driving, highways, humor, hypocrisy, take out foods, texting

Rant is the New Rage: Text Obsessed Generation

June 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, people who text, smart phones, text generation, texting

Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places

May 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes!  She must be so embarrassed!”  No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease.  I bet she’s thrilled that […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, deb martin-webster, movies, places, public, talking, texting

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