What I Did While I Was Awake
Swedish meatballs 1) Woke up. I inhaled and exhaled. Repeated. 2) Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. 3) Shuffled off to the kitchen. 4) Made egg nog. Mixed breadcrumbs with milk. […]
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I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means – Traffic Signs
This photo was taken on the spot by me, your source for fast-breaking news. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]
