When Do I Buy my Grandmother’s Swimsuit?
I went to my holistic drug store to buy some of my magic wrinkle prevention cream. As I grabbed the jar off the shelf, I realized that my skin care system had changed. Now, to […]
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Bronx Woman Grabbed by Invisible Rope and Dragged into Store
New York City. A woman who has asked to remain anonymous states that she was “grabbed by an invisible lasso and pulled inside” while passing the Odd OutLot store on Broadway in The Bronx. “I […]
Trip to Walmart
I went to Walmart a few weeks ago, because they were having a sale on wife beaters. Not actually people who beat wives, even though I’m sure they work there, but white tank tops. They […]
Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff
Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff? Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working […]
Lady Garanimals: A Million Dollar Idea
I love clothes, but I have to admit that when it comes to coordinating outfits, I am pretty much a disaster. Okay, I can match solids to prints, but I get lost when it comes […]
The Magic Shopping Machine
With my daughter living at home again, we have re-connected on one of our favorite activities: shopping. I have to admit that during her college years, I didn’t go to the mall nearly as much […]