Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather […]
Tag: shopping
Two Days Off…or Not
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]
Curing the Blues
I read this article about how to get rid of the blues. I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the […]
Men on Sale at Match.com
I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]
The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches
It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite. The following is a brief list of people who […]
You’re Ready for the Holiday Season When…
Here we are — another holiday season filled with kindness and good cheer. So, get ready to bring the spirit of Christmas to all those around you. In order to truly be a holiday reveler […]
Black Friday Blues: Funny Video Short
Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]
Walmart and Crazy Women
What does it mean when my Walmart is out of both hair color and tampons? Quite the combo. How many bad-haired, PMSing women are wandering around out there? Maybe it is time to find a […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience […]
My Hurricane Survival Kit
I heard there is a hurricane a – comin’. So, I went to the store to buy provisions in case we lose power and the roads become impassable. I wasn’t nervous about this event until […]