Posts Tagged ‘ shopping ’

Voter ID Cards

August 16, 2012
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The voter ID cards look like VISA debit cards….what if you forget and try to charge deodorant with your voter ID? KaraFamily Guy/American Dad/ Producer/Citizen of the World. My opinions are my own, and do…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 27, 2012
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Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather…

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Two Days Off…or Not

July 6, 2012
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Two Days Off…or Not

My family says I do not know how to relax.  I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while…

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Curing the Blues

January 24, 2012
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I read this article about how to get rid of the blues.  I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the…

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Men on Sale at Match.com

December 15, 2011
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Men on Sale at Match.com

I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was…

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The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches

December 3, 2011
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It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite.  The following is a brief list of people who…

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You’re Ready for the Holiday Season When…

November 25, 2011
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You’re Ready for the Holiday Season When…

Here we are — another holiday season filled with kindness and good cheer.  So, get ready to bring the spirit of Christmas to all those around you.  In order to truly be a holiday reveler…

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Black Friday Blues: Funny Video Short

November 22, 2011
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Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their…

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Walmart and Crazy Women

November 9, 2011
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What does it mean when my Walmart is out of both hair color and tampons?  Quite the combo. How many bad-haired, PMSing women are wandering around out there? Maybe it is time to find a…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 23, 2011
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Friday Humor Devotional

Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience…

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