I can’t walk into any retail establishment and come out with only what I intended to buy. I must have inherited this trait from my father, because all of my immediate female ancestors were great […]
I saw my first Christmas commercial five days before Halloween this year. Let me just go on record with this: I believe that Christmas doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. End of story. Apparently it is […]
A six foot alligator went shopping at a Walmart in Florida. Proving that, yes, Walmart can be even more white trash than it already is.
Dear Lord, please help me explain yet again to my husband when I say I’m going shopping for the girls it’s for our twins Mandy and Madison and not shopping for push-up bras, Amen.
Whether or not you care for the woman or her products, you’ve got to admit that Martha Stewart is one savvy businessperson. From a beginning as just another cookbook author, she’s managed to create a […]
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Some people are addicted to video games. Others find Internet porn enticing. Yet others spend a great part of their day on Facebook. I don’t do any of those things. Don’t stop reading yet, though, […]
This month, Target launched a back-to-college marketing campaign that gives every college-bound kid and their parents a reason to shop. The retailer has captured a family-driven milestone and the myriad of emotions, needs and wants […]
Hey Brad, It’s the middle of the night and I’m wide awake. I should go clean out the fridge or twist myself into some yoga poses, but I’m emailing you instead. How goes the search for Vivian’s birthday present? I think a handbag is better than hockey tickets, if you ever […]
No one ever said that shopping for Mom was easy. Thankfully, you can glean a lot of guidance from good sitcoms. This week, I highlighted these tips from the Mother’s Day episode of ABC’s The Middle […]