Unicorn Bites #527

2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]

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The 5 Worst Things About The Grocery Store

When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant.  One of them is going to the grocery store.  Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder […]

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Super Size Me, Me, Me!

I went to the Superego Market today and found items only I was worthy of purchasing, unlike the myriad of insignificant customers who were less deserving.

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Arts and Crafty Criminals

In the news, hackers have yet again targeted Michaels craft stores obtaining credit card and personal customer information. This is the second time the crafty hackers have attacked their computer systems. The same day at […]

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Coupon Cravings

I’m an addict.  A full blown addict.  My drug of choice?  Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough.  I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive […]

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