The Place to Take a Humor Break
Marriage is one of the most wonderful experiences in the world, second only, some would argue, to not being married. All marriages have their ups and downs. If you ask me, the key to a […]
The holidays are over. The Christmas tree is down; the ornaments packed away. The menorah’s been cleaned of all that candle wax and is back in place inside the china closet. All that’s left is […]
September Sixth is the day I first saw Christmas items on the shelf of a local store. September Sixth. Well over a quarter of a year before Christmas. And yes, I have now been banned […]
Some people are talented musicians. Yet others can take a crochet needle and some thread and create beautiful things. I have a talent for picking out and choosing the slowest checkout line in any store […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions. When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen. […]
I was waiting for this to be put on video and as a result waited too long … so now here’s my new Christmas column, coming out just in time for my youngest daughter’s birthday. […]
There are times when real life is funnier than fiction. I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies: Lady #1: (fumbling in her […]
Most people are easy to shop for during Christmas. Your mom with the big garden gets a book about plants. Your son who’s totally into soccer gets a new soccer ball. But what if your […]
2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]
