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The 5 Worst Things About The Grocery Store

August 11, 2014
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The 5 Worst Things About The Grocery Store

When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant.  One of them is going to the grocery store.  Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder…

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Super Size Me, Me, Me!

May 6, 2014
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Super Size Me, Me, Me!

I went to the Superego Market today and found items only I was worthy of purchasing, unlike the myriad of insignificant customers who were less deserving. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at…

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Arts and Crafty Criminals

April 21, 2014
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Arts and Crafty Criminals

In the news, hackers have yet again targeted Michaels craft stores obtaining credit card and personal customer information. This is the second time the crafty hackers have attacked their computer systems. The same day at…

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Coupon Cravings

February 23, 2014
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I’m an addict.  A full blown addict.  My drug of choice?  Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough.  I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive…

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I’m Still Gonna Say No to Those Socks

February 19, 2014
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Dear Head of Sales at My Local Running Shoe Store, Yesterday I said no to the socks. I said yes to the shoes and even hot pink alternate laces, the custom orthotics molded while I…

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Shopping as a teen versus shopping as an adult

February 19, 2014
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Teen:  You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk   Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring…

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Confessions of a Hopeless Shopper

February 1, 2014
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Confessions of a Hopeless Shopper

I can’t walk into any retail establishment and come out with only what I intended to buy. I must have inherited this trait from my father, because all of my immediate female ancestors were great…

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Hey, It’s Christmas All Year!

November 18, 2013
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I saw my first Christmas commercial five days before Halloween this year. Let me just go on record with this: I believe that Christmas doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving.  End of story. Apparently it is…

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Alligator Goes Shopping At Walmart

October 21, 2013
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Alligator Goes Shopping At Walmart

A six foot alligator went shopping at a Walmart in Florida. Proving that, yes, Walmart can be even more white trash than it already is. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 18, 2013
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain yet again to my husband when I say I’m going shopping for the girls it’s for our twins Mandy and Madison and not shopping for push-up bras, Amen.  …

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