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Lori D. Johnson’s work has appeared in a variety of publications, including Meet Me @ 19th Street, Chicken Soup For The Soul, and The Root. Visit “Lori’s Old School Mix” and search “Thursday 13” in the archives for more of her humor.

13 Things I Assure You, I Really Don’t Want To See

January 9, 2020 Lori Johnson

The following is a slightly revised list of things I don’t want or need to ever see again.  The original version appeared on my blog Lori’s Old School Mix in January of 2009.  Oddly enough, […]

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8 Reasons I May Stop Going To The Movie Theater

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019 Lori Johnson

Seriously, I can’t be the only one who has had their movie experience ruined by the following: 1) The Suspect – Have you noticed there’s always that one guy who comes strolling in well after […]

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13 People Who Could Very Well Stay At Home This Thanksgiving (The Remix)

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019 Lori Johnson

In the event that any of my family members thinks I’m poking fun at them on the sly in the following list, allow me to say, it’s all just good, fun humor folks.  Sure, a […]

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9 Wrestling Smack-downs I’d Love To See

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Lori Johnson

Ordinarily, I don’t condone violence and I haven’t watched professional wrestling since I was a kid.  But the following are 9 matches I’d love to see. My list also reflects the fact that I watch […]

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