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13 Things I Assure You, I Really Don’t Want To See

January 9, 2020 Lori Johnson

The following is a slightly revised list of things I don’t want or need to ever see again.  The original version appeared on my blog Lori’s Old School Mix in January of 2009.  Oddly enough, […]

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8 Reasons I May Stop Going To The Movie Theater

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019 Lori Johnson

Seriously, I can’t be the only one who has had their movie experience ruined by the following: 1) The Suspect – Have you noticed there’s always that one guy who comes strolling in well after […]

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If I Ruled the World

April 18, 2017April 18, 2017 Tim Jones

The world is falling apart. People are oblivious to the needs of others. It seems nobody ever holds the door open for the next person anymore. We’re all in a rush. We blame others for […]

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If At First You Don’t Succeed, Try Try Again DOESN’T WORK FOR ME!

February 22, 2014 Theresa Wiza

Let me get something straight right from the beginning. I’m not talking about the big things that change your life, although I continue to battle those challenges, too. I’m talking about those little annoyances that […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVannoyances, If at first you don't succeed try try again, small successes

Revenge on Slow Left Lane Drivers

July 16, 2013July 16, 2013 June O'Hara

When I’m caught behind a slow left lane driver, venom courses through my veins. I bellow obscenities and entertain despicable thoughts. I become uncivilized. My mother would not be proud. That said, I doubt I’m alone. We all know the frustration: Coming […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funannoyances, driving, funny, humor, left lane, rant, road rage

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