Posts Tagged ‘ health ’

The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018
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I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight…

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An Excerpt from Rats, Mice and Other Things You Can’t Take to the Bank: An Inspirational Collection of Essays from Humorous to Human by Leslie Handler

March 7, 2018
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HOPress is so proud and excited to have published this wonderful book from syndicated columnist Leslie Handler.  Rats, Mice and Other Things You Can’t Take to the Bank: An Inspirational Collection of Essays from Humorous…

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Surviving The Fire, But Not the Move

January 28, 2018
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My wife and I, through no fault of our own, had to fill our SUV with boxes this weekend and take them to our house. (The boxes were full–otherwise, what would be the point?) Okay,…

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Ask a Terrier: Professional advice from a licensed dog

November 13, 2017
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The Veterinarian is In! Budleigh Offers Advice on Not Swallowing Pills Dear Budleigh, Daisy, my labradoodle, has a skin rash and she has to take pills. She really hates that and tries to spit them…

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Pills!

November 3, 2017
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Pills, pills, pills! Just watch the TV ads in the evening! There is a pill for everything! I swear that diseases are made up just so Big Pharma can sell you more pills! Did you…

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Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017
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Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have…

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A Dental Memory Dam

September 28, 2017
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I have the same relationship with my dentist that many people do with family members: I love him and appreciate him, but I don’t actually want to see him. I suppose that’s not unusual, but…

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Pumpkin candies are here!

September 22, 2017
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Suspicions: I have a feeling my wife is out to get me. She was all of 39 years old when she decided she didn’t want to be 40. So she punishes me. What is she…

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The day a mysterious package came

March 17, 2017
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My wife and I don’t use our home phone. We use our cell phones. In fact, the only people calling us on our land line are salespeople and scammers, making me often wonder why we…

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All charged up for the New Year

December 30, 2016
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When my son was born 13 years ago, my wife and I couldn’t even pay someone large sums of cash we didn’t have to get an invite to a New Year’s Eve party. It was…

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