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The Day I’ve Dreaded for Ten Years

October 17, 2023October 12, 2023 Tim Jones

I’ve never claimed to be the bravest man in the world. I never served in combat zones like both my parents did. That said, I’d like to point out I did attend an all-boys’ military […]

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Surgery and Naughty Furniture

April 20, 2017April 21, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

Surgery has never been as much fun. I had cataract surgery on my right eye a few days ago. They didn’t put me in a bed to prep for it; they put me in a […]

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Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

October 15, 2014October 15, 2014 Roz Warren

With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of all Americans either have a cataract or have had cataract surgery.) I’m having cataract surgery next week. Hoping to have a […]

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