If there is one thing that Donald J. Trump can’t stand, it’s coming in second. Ever. So, when Matt Gaetz bragged to reporters on Wednesday afternoon that — at the age of 42 — he has assaulted more females than Trump has in 78 years, the President-elect blew a gasket. On Thursday morning he met with Gaetz and demanded that he withdraw his name from consideration for Attorney General.
Gaetz was devastated, but understood that he never should have compared his record of predatory sexual behavior to Mr. Trump’s. “Donald’s THE MAN,” Gaetz told Fox News. “And as long as Industrial Strength Viagra with Titanium Extract is on the market, he will continue to be THE MAN. My bad.”