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Category: Fiction
For Some Clowns, Scaring Crap Out of Kids No Laughing Matter
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Bobby Florin will be released from St. Zepherin’s Hospital here tomorrow, but for a long time it was unclear whether he’d reach his seventh birthday. “He was born a month premature,” says his […]
Attendance Soars After NBA Approves Eye-Gouging
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver was all smiles yesterday at his weekly press conference. The reason? Attendance has increased by an average of nearly 1400 per game since March 15th, when the league gave a thumbs-up […]
For One Senior Citizen, Historic Tip Meant More Than He Bargained For
NEEDHAM, Mass. Last Saturday night the Surf ‘n Turf restaurant here was open for business, but there were storm clouds on the horizon: according to a story in the local newspaper a developer had bought […]
Koga the Gorilla Takes a Break
Koga, a 24-year-old male gorilla, escaped from his cage at the Buffalo zoo and was captured in the staff lounge. Associated Press “How come stupid humans get lounge Koga no can go in lounge?” […]
“In Love With Lichens” Helps Girls Forget Stupid Boys
CONCORD, Mass. Ethel Farley has been a teacher in the schools here for over two decades, long enough to be able to spot a young girl with a broken heart halfway across a crowded lunch […]
The Truth Ain’t Out There Part II
In Part 2 of “The Truth Ain’t Out There,” Budleigh the Terrier continues his professional advice from a licensed dog on whether Canines believe in UFOs … or UFOs believe in Canines. Investigators were […]