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The Voice, Italian Style

August 30, 2016August 30, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Inspired by a takeout dinner of fettuccine alla primavera Forget Luciano Pavarotti, Andrea Bocelli and Josh Groban. When it comes to Italian and Neapolitan songs, you don’t have to look any farther than me. I […]

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Pampering Myself Silly

August 24, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I would enjoy pedicures if it were not for one thing: my feet are ticklish. I mean paralyze-the-nervous-system ticklish. Yes, they are that bad. So why do I get pedicures, you ask? I have two […]

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I, Neanderthal

July 23, 2016July 23, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

According to the latest scientific findings, almost everyone outside of Sub-Saharan Africa has some Neanderthal in their DNA. I sent my DNA to The National Geographic’s Genographic Project, and, according to my results, I am […]

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Kitty Ghostbusters

July 17, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Cats can see ghosts. This is obvious to anyone who has ever watched a cat stare at a wall on which we can see nothing. This morning I went to an AMC Loews theater and […]

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7 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funanimals, cats, funny stories, Ghostbusters, ghosts, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, paranormal, pets

The Deviled is in the Details

July 7, 2016October 24, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

We’ve just celebrated Independence Day and the grilling days of summer are underway. Millions of Americans celebrate July Fourth with backyard barbeques and continue their outside cooking throughout the season. Cooking al fresco is the […]

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2 CommentsCooking and Recipes, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Sparks Brieffamily, food, funny stories, humor, Humor Outcasts, laughter

If Someone Like Me Wrote a Romance Novel …

July 2, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I would like to say it was his eyes that caught my attention the first time I saw him. He had eyes like two blue guillotines, which could slice through my soul and leave me […]

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17 CommentsFiction, Writersfun, funny stories, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, love, romance, romance novels, satire

Contemplation on Meditation

June 30, 2016October 24, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

  Quiet the mind and the soul will speak – Ma Jaya Sati I’ve wanted to learn the art of meditation. Articles I’ve read extoll the virtues of learning to regulate the mind. It helps […]

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I Get So Much Spam That My Spam Gets Spam

June 1, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Ever since I started having ads on my blog, my spam emails have multiplied exponentially. I’m not saying that allowing ads on the blog has directly resulted in a full spam folder in my email […]

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Warning

March 31, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Dear Toilet: You know how much I hate mopping floors. If you even HINT that you are going to overflow again and flood my bathroom floor and the adjacent hallway, I will not only rip […]

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Life with Harmony the Non-Irish Cat

March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

It’s funny that I was chosen to sing this morning at the St. Patrick’s Day mass at my church, because I am not Irish. It appears that there isn’t anything Celtic about me, at least […]

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