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Homeland Security Thinks I’m Dangerous?

March 14, 2016March 15, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I am a 70-year-old, chubby half-Italian woman who still feels awful about a handful of mice whose deaths she caused years ago. If I accidentally bump into someone, I apologize over and over, as if […]

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12 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airport security, funny stories, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Travel

Only in Brooklyn!

February 27, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

From “The Gothamist,” February 18, 2016 Arrested Sanitation Worker Allegedly Tried To Flee Cops In Street Sweeper by Emma Whitford in News on February 18, 2016 5:40 PM “An on-duty Sanitation worker was caught throwing […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean FunBrooklyn, funny stories, garbage, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, police, Sanitation Workers, trash

Life with Harmony

January 18, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

She’s little and hairy. She is one of the earth’s most efficient predators. She communicates by body language, some of it easily missed if you are not paying attention. She makes funny little noises. She’s […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleASPCA, cats, funny stories, harmony, harmony the cat, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, pets

Flying Garbage and Wind Tunnels

January 4, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I love my Bronx neighborhood. It is only a few stops on the IRT No. 1 train into Manhattan. A ride on one of the express busses will bring you right up to the Metropolitan […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funbronx, flying garbage, funny stories, garbage, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, wind

Christmas Shopping Made Hard

December 14, 2015December 14, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

”I spent two minutes Just two minutes Two minutes shopping for your gift ….” Old Amazon . com TV Commercial I hate walking around shopping malls and schlepping stuff in bags. I hate big department […]

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4 CommentsFiction, LifestyleChristmas, Christmas shopping, funny stories, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, online shopping

Friday the Thirteenth! Bah! Humbug!

November 13, 2015November 13, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

I am not afraid of anything! Well, I’m afraid of falling from great heights and scary amusement park rides. And rats. Let’s not forget rats. Oh, and creepy crawlers, including spiders. I don’t care how […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybad luck, Friday the 13th, funny stories, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, superstition, superstitions

Pardon My French – What Happens When You Dip Biscuits in France

October 25, 2015November 22, 2015 Abby LaRochelle

We moved to France six years ago. Six years is enough time to get a censorious glimpse of your new home country, experience a fully blown culture shock and as a consequence start lamenting (which […]

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Inappropriate Halloween Costume List

October 25, 2015November 27, 2015 Keith Stewart

Although the last of Reese’s Chocolate & Peanut Butter Pumpkins were sold in late August, and now the stores are full of Reese’s Chocolate & Peanut Butter Easter Eggs, the actual holiday of Halloween is […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylea strong mans cup of tea, adult Halloween, astrongmanscupoftea.com, crazy Halloween costumes, funny, funny lists, funny stories, humor, humoroutcasts

The Fictional Life

October 24, 2015October 24, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

They say that literary characters take on a life of their own in the minds of their creators. This is true. What happens, though, if characters created by another writer invade your life and your […]

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A Home Buyer’s Guide to Bathroom Etiquette

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Jen Tucker

According to the National Association of Realtors, just under five million homes are sold each year in the United States. Potential buyers are seeking out the home of their dreams, an investment property, or are […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebathroom, buyers, comedy, etiquette, funny, funny stories, home, homeowners, Humor Outcasts, humoroutcasts, real estate, sale, writing

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