Only in Brooklyn!

From “The Gothamist,” February 18, 2016

Arrested Sanitation Worker Allegedly Tried To Flee Cops In Street Sweeper
by Emma Whitford in News on February 18, 2016 5:40 PM

“An on-duty Sanitation worker was caught throwing debris at a statue of Jesus on the cross outside of a Brooklyn church on Thursday, according to the NYPD. When officers approached him a few blocks from the scene, the worker allegedly tried to escape in his street sweeper.

(Name removed to avoid problems), 38, was observed in front of Saint Frances de Chantal Parish in Borough Park shortly before 9:00 a.m., throwing “unknown objects” at a crucifix statue, an NYPD spokesman said. Responding officers caught up with (Trash Thrower) several blocks east on Avenue L. The worker allegedly fled when they flashed their lights.

Officers apprehended (Trash Thrower) at the corner of East 8th Street and Avenue M in Midwood, where they discovered prescription pills on his person. (Trash Thrower) was charged on arrest with criminal possession of a controlled substance, reckless endangerment, fleeing, reckless driving, and running a red light. His arraignment was still pending on Thursday evening.

The News reports that (Trash Thrower) has been employed by the city since 2008, and made $94,000 with overtime in 2015.”

In other words, one of these ...
In other words, one of these …
... was chasing one of these.
… was chasing one of these.

In a city with a huge Catholic population (including Catholic cops), you don’t throw things at a crucifix unless you are looking for swift confrontation. Yes, there are also laws against littering and vandalism, but if Mr. Trash Thrower had dropped a couple of things on the sidewalk instead of taking aim at a crucifix outside a church, he probably would not have been stopped, unless the cops were having a really slow day.

By the way, I am familiar with the church mentioned above because I used to know the man who was, at one time, their organist and singer. This was the guy who, at the funeral mass of a parishioner who was known for heavy drinking, inserted a disguised version of “Roll Out the Barrel” on the organ during the initial procession. The priest had to hide his face in his service book for a moment because he was breaking up. Fortunately, nobody in the funeral party knew what was going on.

Okay, if I were going to try to flee from cops I would not try to do it in a sanitation truck. Anyone who has ever been caught during a morning rush hour behind one of those things knows that they are S-L-O-W. They are also humungous, which makes weaving in and out of traffic impossible. In addition, anyone who has ever seen Law and Order knows that New York City cops are not easily discouraged when they are after someone.

The thing is, if our friend the sanitation guy had stopped when the policemen flashed their red light, they probably would have just given him a warning or something and that would have been it. Instead, he has been charged with five different offenses. Whatever he was on, it must have rearranged his brain cells, if he had any brain cells to begin with.

You’re probably wondering why I haven’t mentioned this already, but I’m saving the best thing for last. Mr. Trash Thrower made $94,000 last year! In my best year I never saw that much money. I’ve been in the wrong day jobs all my life. Sanitation workers don’t have to wear business clothes or be stuck in an office all day, under the nose of a boss. They get to work outside and ride around in a truck. Of course, they have to handle disgusting, smelly garbage, be out in all weather and lift heavy loads, but no job is perfect.

Some people have all the luck!

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    1. That sounds about right!

      I have to admit that my Catholic school upbringing kicks in when I read a story like this one. It really bothers me that he was throwing things at a crucifix, but I find it hilarious that he gave the cops a slow chase in his sanitation truck!

  1. I had a feeling controlled substance substances would show up somewhere in the story.

    And he could afford them: He makes more than twice what I do, and I take 911 calls for a living.

    1. It’s probably easier to get people to take a job where they are saving people’s lives over the phone than one where they are handling filth and lifting heavy loads. It’s just one more example of a screwy world!

        1. Agreed, although at least we don’t have to be out in the weather (once we make it in to work). I once worked at a factory where, when it slowed down during winter, instead of laying me off they made me the janitor. That job was *so* much less stressful than what I do now. The trash cans never screamed in my ear; the brooms never argued with me; cleaning the bathrooms wasn’t filled with life or death decisions.

      1. Well, we both have lousy hours and sometimes questionable working conditions … you’d be surprised how many applicants we get that don’t make it through the training, though. Multi-tasking and stress take a lot of them out.

    1. The funny thing is that the cops were following this guy for approximately 20 blocks! LOL!

      This must have given Brooklynites along the chase route a lot of entertainment, except for the ones who were trying to drive somewhere and got caught in the middle of it! 😀

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