Cell Phone Echolalia
Are you troubled by people who endlessly blather on their cell phones in public? I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. CPE causes the sufferer to repeat everything a person […]
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The Historical Significance of Sylvia’s Mother
My favorite channel on Sirius Radio, “The Bridge” plays songs from the 1970’s and 80’s—the olden days. One of the most played songs of late is Dr. Hook’s “Sylvia’s Mother.” The song is about a […]
The major influencing factors when choosing a new smart phone.
When choosing a new smart phone, a lot of factors may influence your decision. OS; price; battery life; display size; camera; RAM and processor to name but a few. Some like to delve under the […]
Unicorn Bites #549
4-year-old: Is Santa real? Me: No. 4: The Easter bunny? Me: No. 4: Spider-Man? Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014 Me: When you’re older, what do […]
Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos
This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this […]
On the subject of birthday presents.
72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]
Finnish dilled beef stew
Finnish Entree DILLED BEEF STEW (Tilliliha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chuck roast 1 onion 3 tablespoons butter 3 ½ cups beef broth 1 teaspoon allspice ½ tablespoon coarsely ground pepper 1 bay leaf ½ teaspoon […]
The No-Good Old Days
If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]
What my call history says about me: An investigation on behalf of the NSA
The National Security Agency (NSA) is apparently collecting phone records from millions of Verizon customers. This comes as part of a top secret court order issued on April 25, 2013. As a Verizon customer, I’m […]
When The Right Number Is The Wrong Number (An L.A. Noir)
Los Angeles: The City of Angels. The land of sun, palm trees and broken dreams. The land of Botox and silicone and really great tacos and hamburgers. I had moved back here recently and was […]