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ABC announces a new show “Pole Dancing with the Stars“

March 27, 2018


ABC announces a new show “Pole Dancing with the Stars”

To capitalize on the success of it’s trademark “Dancing with the Stars” and the box office power of “Magic Mike XXL,” ABC announced a new late Spring Reality Show TV entry “Pole Dancing with the Stars.”

A spokesperson for ABC raved, “the show has something for everyone. Both male and female viewers will get the thrust of what we’re going for.” Adding: “And, for some of our celebs, this a chance at a whole new career that doesn’t involve using the phrase ‘would you like fries with that.’”

The show’s Producers said the format would include allowing members of the studio audience to stuff dollars into contestants’ G-strings and thongs. And, celebs will be given their very own stripper aliases. The shows producers teased that people would have to tune in to see which celebrities were anointed “Silicon Valley” and “Thunder Down Under.”

The show will have a humanitarian angle with each exotic dancer wannabe “making it rain” for their favorite charities. Although, contestant Shaquille O’Neal did warn, “I hope that pole ain’t holding up the building.”

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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2 Responses to ABC announces a new show “Pole Dancing with the Stars“

  1. March 28, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    I’d watch this show!

  2. March 28, 2018 at 7:11 am

    The world might think this is far fetched, but nothing is out of the realm of possibility in today’s world. So funny!

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