Top Sex Scandals of 2011
After a long hiatus (Latin for “drug and alcohol rehab”), I have returned to bring you this year’s edition of my favorite subject: sex scandals. And if the sex scandals of 2011 taught us anything, […]
Author: Frank Mucci
People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2015 and winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize for Literature, Frank likes to make up shit about himself and state it as fact.
Here's some actual NOT made up shit about Frank: He is the author of "An Incurable Disease: Memories, Observations and Ravings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan," available in print and for Kindle at Amazon.com.
A White Man’s Guide to the History of Rap Music
Prepare to Have Your Nizzle Shizzled, Bro! Having grown up on the mean streets of white suburbia, I have always kind of been a little on the edge which has kept me in tune with […]
The Ugliest Baseball Players of All Time
Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in […]
Observations on Pippa’s Ass, Anthony’s Weiner, and the Attack of the Liberal Mob!
In defense of Anthony Weiner, going on Twitter and tweeting his penis to young women sounds a whole lot dirtier than it really is. Hell, it’s not like he was poking them on Facebook. It […]
The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin
Being a man who has made a meager living writing revisionist history in my award-winning American History series—a series no less an authority than my wife refers to as “that stupid shit you write”—I know […]
Didja Miss Me?
After a long hiatus—which is Latin for “rehab”—I have returned to bring you more great stuff on even more great stuff. Before you start judging me about the whole rehab thing, please know that I […]
Ten Tips for Making a Ten-Item List
We all like lists and we particularly enjoy lists that contain ten items. This undoubtedly comes from the fact that we humans have ten fingers, thus allowing us to easily keep track of ten items. […]
Talking NASCAR With Anna Kournikova
There is an unwritten rule in the social contract that we Americans live by that states: If you say hello to someone the first time you see that individual on a particular day, you do […]