Fake News
In a surprise move, FOX News is changing its name to be symbolically more appropriate. The fox, known for being wild and for duping the dogs who follow it, will be abandoned in favor of […]
Tag: Fox News
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 18 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s […]
Fox News Hits Hillary Health Rumors
Fox News – especially Sean Hannity—has been on the warpath to prove that Hillary Clinton has some kind of neurological condition that would make her incapable of being president. Hannity has aired random clips of […]
Miracle Feed Fattens Animals in Record Time
Stung by shocking expose films made by animal rights groups and rising concern over the excessive use of growth hormones in animal feed, the meat industry has announced a revolutionary new method for fattening animals. […]
Fox Exposes Holes Hoax
An emergency crew rushed to the headquarters of Fox News earlier today, where a parcel full of facts was found in the news room. The facts were destroyed and no one was hurt. The news […]
Anaconda Man Inspires a Rash of Copycat Stunts
Following the success of the Discovery Channel’s screening of a man being swallowed by a giant anaconda snake, other networks are reportedly planning similar spectacles to boost their ratings. The imitators are keeping their plans […]
“You’re Out!”
In a recent poll conducted by FOX News (go figure), the state that most Americans would like to kick out of the union is California. I didn’t know we were kicking anyone out. Are we […]
Satire’s Last Laugh?
Are satirists about to be pink-slipped because people are finding it too difficult to distinguish fact from fiction? The news that Facebook is testing the use of “satire” tags to help readers tell the difference […]
The Calming Voice of the Media
As many of you know, I have been out of contact this past week due to an ice storm that crippled the Philadelphia region. Days of no power and heat in the frigid temperatures had […]
Drunken Word Salad
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, […]