Fox News – especially Sean Hannity—has been on the warpath to prove that Hillary Clinton has some kind of neurological condition that would make her incapable of being president. Hannity has aired random clips of her losing her footing, tripping up steps and a repetitive video loop that makes her head seem as if it’s bobbing up and down. In true conspiracy theorist form, the talk show host says it’s proof of Clinton’s incapacitation and proof that the left is hiding her secret. So, I thought it best for Humoroutcasts.com to do some more investigative work and find some medical doctors who can comment on what ails the presidential candidate. Of course, because of their medical licensing rules and the fact that they don’t want their names anywhere near FOX news and Sean Hannity, their identities will remain a secret. (For all you Trump people, this is where I will insert the following disclaimer since you couldn’t figure out that my last post about interviewing the baby thrown out of the rally was, in fact, NOT true. THIS IS ALSO NOT TRUE. THIS IS FICTION. I DID NOT INTERVIEW DOCTORS. THIS CAN BE CONSIDERED SATIRE. THIS IS NOT TRUE.)
HO: Doctors, what can you tell us about the presidential candidate’s health?
Doctor # 1: As I watch her walk and trip upstairs, it is my expert medical opinion that she might be a tad klutzy?
Doctor #2: I’m not a doctor but I play one in all those malpractice lawsuit commercials on TV and Sean Hannity told me to say this: Democrats spend all day smoking weed and thinking about ways to destroy the US. Did I do good Sean? Can I have my FOX News bumper sticker and my signed copy of Bill O’Reilly’s latest book now?
Doctor #3: I would surmise that she fell to the ground because she is floored by the news that Rudy Giuliani thinks no successful terror attacks occurred in the US before Obama. He forgot about 9/11. I guess that is so easy to do since he was only the freaking MAYOR OF NYC at the time of the “unsuccessful” attacks!
Doctor #4: I can clearly see maniacal and psychopathic tendencies in the body language and inflection of words.
HO: Doctor#4, you see all this in these clips of Hillary Clinton?
Doctor # 4: oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t read the whole questionnaire. I saw FOX News and assumed you were asking about the other guy. Never mind. When do I get my check?