Fake News

By Piotr Kuczynski

In a surprise move, FOX News is changing its name to be symbolically more appropriate. The fox, known for being wild and for duping the dogs who follow it, will be abandoned in favor of a more domestic animal—a male goose. And the “fair and balanced” motto will be replaced with an emphasis on how the station’s journalistic standards are “proper.” Network executives have assured their viewers that while the image is being updated, the news coverage will remain the same as ever.

Network fans will now be treated to the more aptly named Proper Gander News.

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