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“You’re Out!”

October 6, 2014
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In a recent poll conducted by FOX News (go figure), the state that most Americans would like to kick out of the union is California.  I didn’t know we were kicking anyone out. Are we out of room?

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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12 Responses to “You’re Out!”

  1. October 9, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    Oklahomans often express a desire to get out. One could simply hold the door for them.

  2. Bob Brandt
    October 9, 2014 at 1:14 am

    Please think it over a bit before you nominate West Virginia, Donna Cavanaugh. Just as Delaware is very important to corporations, West Virginia is very important to organized religions; it’s the only state where snake handling in religious ceremonies is legally sanctioned and has full approval of the courts.

    • October 9, 2014 at 6:27 am

      Gee Bob, I don’t know what I was thinking here. Yup. Nomination confirmed! 🙂

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    October 7, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    I’ve kicked several states out of my european countries but they listened to THAT band!

  4. October 6, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    There are soooo many better states worthy of that title!

    • October 6, 2014 at 5:38 pm

      I would be willing to entertain motions Keith!

  5. October 6, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    I would like to be the first to nominate a news channel to be kicked off TV…..any ideas, Donna?

    • October 6, 2014 at 5:38 pm

      It’s got three letters and it begins with and F and ends with an X???

  6. October 6, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Hmm. 8th largest economy in the world. Good plan.

    • October 6, 2014 at 5:39 pm

      I can’t believe California was voted off before W. Virginia was even mentioned.

  7. October 6, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    I nominate Texas

    • October 6, 2014 at 1:57 pm

      You should have gotten there earlier Kristen, I think Texas was runner up which as we all know means if California can’t exit in a timely fashion, Texas has to take over as the winner and remove itself. Hey, not a bad plan…



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