Drunken Word Salad
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, […]
Tag: Fox News
Apology Not Accepted
Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]
FOX Think Bears are Crying Wolf
You have Percocet or benzodiazapines handy? Yes? Then read on. According to Fox News, it’s a myth that polar bears are threatened by global warming since the polar bear is actually “thriving.” THRIVING. Fox Snooze broadcast […]
Fox News Study: Male Lions Depressed By Constant Sex and Relaxation
Nearly 96% of all male lions are clinically depressed, says a new study by Fox News’ new biology research wing. Their sadness stems from the fact that their only familial responsibilities include sleeping all day, […]
Humans Are Getting Dumber
According to a study by the University of Amsterdam, the human race has been declining in intelligence since the Victorian Era. Reasons for this are many including environmental factors, access to quality education, nutrition, and […]
Palin Leaving FOX News
Media outlets are reporting that Sarah Palin has turned down a deal to renew her contract with FOX News. While no one is making public the reason for the split, anonymous sources–who will not be […]
