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BREAKING NEWS! President Trump Says Something Shocking AND Offensive

March 13, 2018
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[Author’s note: Every day seems to bring a new stunning Trump scandal or controversy, so much so that the mainstream media simply can’t keep up. So, as a public service, VFTB has issued this generic…

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The Myth of the Reliable Contractor

March 6, 2018
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I thought I saw a reliable contractor once. Turns out he was hammered. My point is this: Ever notice how most contractors are a little flaky? Doesn’t matter whether it’s the guy installing a new…

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President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start

February 26, 2018
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Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again. I must say, whatever triggered your latest…

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I Was Snubbed by the U.S. Olympic Ski Team

February 19, 2018
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Dear U.S. Olympic Ski Team: Congratulations on an outstanding Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea. And hey, that 22-year-old Mikaela Shiffrin was impressive on the giant slalom. Well done. I just have one minor complaint…

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I Have a Drinking Problem

February 13, 2018
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I have something to confess. It’s hard for me to talk about. It may even shock you. The fact is, I have a drinking problem. It’s been a struggle, but I’ve been clean and sober…

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Memo to our kids: The family has decided to downsize

January 18, 2018
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[Author’s note: The following is a memo I plan to send my two daughters upon their college graduations, informing them that they are now officially responsible for their own lives – and phone bills.] MEMO…

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FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP EARLY YEARS

January 12, 2018
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Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release…

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How to Infuriate Thousands Without Really Trying

January 2, 2018
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I will be the first person to tell you I’m far from perfect. Okay, maybe, the second person, Technically, my wife would be the first. In my six decades on this planet, I’ve said and…

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My Sister’s Plot to Kill Me

December 12, 2017
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[This is a true story.] One of the following is something I have NEVER done. Can you guess? Eaten oysters Driven 1,300 miles with a rabbit and a parakeet Gone skinny dipping Jumped out of…

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Joe Biden Facing Claims of Decent Behavior

December 5, 2017
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[Washington, D.C. – December 5, 2017] Another day, another shocking conduct allegation – and this time, it targets one of the icons of American politics. Just minutes ago, the Washington Post reported that former Vice…

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