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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable

June 2, 2026May 30, 2026 Tim Jones

  Remember back in early March 2020 when “coronavirus” sounded like the name of a fancy craft beer from Portland? Ah, the innocence. Since then, we’ve collectively learned that this microscopic party crasher simply refuses […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyleavoiding covid, covid, covid symptoms, covid variants

Strategies to Stretch Your Dollar as Prices Surge

May 5, 2026May 3, 2026 Tim Jones

Unless you’re a hermit living in a tent in the forest, you have no doubt noticed that the cost of gasoline, groceries, and dining out has gone through the stratosphere. In fact, based on the […]

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Lifestylecost of living, economy, gas prices, grocery prices, inflation

The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit

April 21, 2026April 18, 2026 Tim Jones

Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet fads, diet secrets, dieting, fitness, health, how to get in shape, how to lose weight, weight loss

I Surrender (And Please Don’t Delete My Vacation Photos from My Phone)

April 7, 2026April 5, 2026 Tim Jones

Lately, I’ve discovered that Artificial Intelligence (AI) can do some truly amazing things to make my life easier. For starters, I regularly turn to AI for all the burning personal questions that my wife is […]

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1 CommentFiction

The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs

March 21, 2026March 20, 2026 Tim Jones

I recently watched a fascinating four-part dinosaur documentary on Netflix produced by Steven Spielberg. Giant creatures, epic landscapes, dramatic narration by Morgan Freeman, and lots of computer-generated reptiles stomping around looking extremely confident about their […]

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1 CommentUncategorizeddinosaurs; how dinosaurs lived; why dinosaurs went extinct; facts about dinosaurs; mysteries of dinosaurs;

Bad Bunny Isn’t the Only Foreigner Who Hates America

February 14, 2026February 13, 2026 Tim Jones

[Note: This week’s column was written by guest opinion writer, Ima Bigette, a proud, patriotic, God-fearing, gun-toting MAGA supporter, who has strong opinions about this year’s Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny. Below is […]

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Politics, SportsBad Bunny, Latin music, politics, super bowl controversy, Super Bowl halftime

Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism

January 14, 2026 Tim Jones

Washington, D.C. — In an effort to reduce confusion, panic, and accidental freedom, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller held a joint press conference today to clarify […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsauthoritarianism, domestic terrorism, ice, Kristi Noem, politics, Renee Good, Stephen Miller, Trump

My New Year’s Resolutions – According to AI

January 1, 2026January 1, 2026 Tim Jones

I have always struggled to come up with meaningful yet achievable New Year’s resolutions. Mostly because I tend to aim for “dramatic life transformation” and end up achieving “naps with good intentions.” I usually set […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylegoal setting, health and fitness, making goals, new years resolutions

The Most Hated Font

December 9, 2025December 6, 2025 Tim Jones

As someone who pretends to be a writer (translation: I have a laptop and opinions), I take the craft seriously. I’ve studied the greats: Hemingway, Twain, and the guy who writes the fortunes inside fortune […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeComic Sans, fonts, typefaces, writing

How Many More Cats Should You Adopt?

November 18, 2025November 15, 2025 Tim Jones

As someone who’s lived with cats throughout my entire marriage (my wife required me to insert “and our cats” into my wedding vows), I often have people come up to me asking questions like, “Dude, […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecat ownership, cats, funny cat story, how many cats is ideal, number of cats to adopt, pets

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