YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUBLISH THIS IMAGE
It all started with this picture above (not THIS exact photo, but one very much like it). For my VFTB articles and videos, I grab photos from Google Images. Over the years, between my articles […]
Author: Tim Jones
Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.
How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying
As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]
Trump Announces More Federal Agency Name Changes
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Unveils Bold Plan to Rename Federal Agencies (Because “Defense” and “Education” Sound Too Boring) By Tim Jones – View from the Bleachers Washington Bureau WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented announcement that […]
Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
These days, everywhere you turn, people are panicking about Artificial Intelligence (AI). Pundits warn that robots will replace workers, machines will take over the economy, and before long we’ll all be wearing silver jumpsuits and […]
The Heartbreak of Time Blindness
It seems like every month, we learn about a new mental health dysfunction. For example, I’ll bet you’ve never heard of Globophobia. This diagnosis, first issued in 2013, is the irrational fear of balloons. Then […]
Facebook Is Not Good for My Self-Esteem
I remember a time when life was simpler and far less annoying. Back then I actually spent most of my free time doing productive things like reading books and helping my kids with their math […]
Mr. Above Average
Of the first ten numbers in our counting system (if you don’t count zero) 7 is my favorite number. When I was a kid and more superstitious than I am now, 7 was my Lucky […]
Trump’s Latest Bold Announcements – Special Epstein Files Edition
As the vast majority of American agree (and Donald Trump routinely reminds us), he’s the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln, the most brilliant military strategist since General Patton, and the most beloved, gracious international statesman […]
The Thrill of Watching Fishing on TV
Are you tired of traditional sports being too…well, sporty? Have you ever watched a high-stakes curling match and thought, “This is just too much excitement for my blood pressure?” Then my friend, do I have […]